The Tonight Show is making me ill.

I'm watching because tonight is the Flaming Lips' first Tonight Show appearance. But I've forgotten how utterly painful Jay Leno is to watch.

The monologue is like the Bataan Death March.

First guest - Dane Cook? Second question: "So, uh, you fly a lot, right?" Cue long bit on flying.

Coming up - Taylor Hicks. Sweet! I don't watch American Idol, but I bet it will be great too.

I should have recorded it. At least there was a Ken Lay joke or two...